Anonymous asked: If any member of The Felt plays electric guitar, who is it? - from the baritone-bass/ducky chap
I got to the end of your ask and reread it in Ducky’s voice but only slowed way down so like it was really deep but still had the same inflections. What if the whole movie was like that. Slowed down like 300%. I would still watch it.
Um Itchy maybe? And he would crank up the volume to 11 and try to impress everyone with this absolutely insane solo but he’d be playing SO FAST it would just sound like one loud droning note and eventually Crowbar would get fed up and break the amp and everyone would tell Itchy he’s a terrible musician and the world would never know of his real talent. UNTIL many moons later when everyone is dead and someone comes across a videotape that Itchy recorded of himself playing a solo only they think it is a copy of Land Before Time and they want to hear what Ducky would sound like as a baritone-bass and so they slow the tape down 300% and they discover his solo in all its beautiful glory for the first time in all of history.
This is probably the weirdest thing I’ve ever written.
